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Yo, Santa! Hows it going in the great white north? Seeing as it tis the season, here is my letter about what I want for Christmas.

Been Great

Santa, I know you do that whole good versus bad factor. I promise Ive been a good net marketer this year. I havent spammed the search engines with mirror websites, hyperlink farm purchases or little tricks to tweak your close friends at Google. Now, although Ive been very good, I would like a handful of negative things for Christmas. No ponies here, I want the very good stuff.

Dear Santa, I want:

1. A lump of coal to be provided to the bad individual or persons at Yahoo whove been deleting my pages from their search engine outcomes.

two. A lump of coal to the identical people at Yahoo who came up with the Internet site Match nonsense. Feel free to let the reindeer relieve themselves although on the roofs of these peoples houses.

three. To meet a individual from Google who handles the ranking updates in a bar late at night following theyve been drinking for 4 or five hours. I only need to have 15 minutes. Pleeeeasssee! Ive been so great.

4. 5 minutes in the Ultimate Fighting Octagon with Bill Gates.

5. A handful of hours with your list of bad folks who will get coal for the holidays. Dont worry, I can figure out which ones are fraudulently clicking my PPC ads.

6. Please send the Santa virus to the men and women who keep sending me the phishing Pay Pal emails.

7. Very same issue for the undesirable boys and girls sending me pharmaceutical spam.

eight. The opportunity to beat every dmoz volunteer editor over the head with my keyboard just as soon as. Okay, perhaps twice.

Now I comprehend you are a master of becoming subtle. When I visited you at the mall, you acted like I was a lunatic and you didnt know what I was speaking about. I actually didnt appreciate you calling safety and the FBI, but I guess everyone has a poor day. Im sure I can count on you to come through this year.

Oh, I forgot some thing. Angelina Jolie. Definitely Angelina Jolie. Leave her short dork boyfriend at house.

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